2008 Olympics Highlights

Not exactly highlights, I mean I have watched as much the Olympics as I could but I can't claim to pay attention to every sports I'm watching.

Big news of course is Michael Phelps winning every event he enters. Did you see the 100M Butterfly event and how close he was to lose that medal? You must have, they replayed it to death. The mean queens I associated with have deemed his mom Debbie as the QVC queen because it looks like she got all her wardrobe and jewelry from the shopping channels. Honestly though, that's kinda sweet to have your mom following you around although I can't help but think about the pagaent mom aspect of these athletes. How many of them went into sports willingly?

From some angles, Michale Phelps could look a bit Igor-like, from his interview his mom said he had been teased severely when he was a kid. But I happen to think he looks kinda hunky from some other angles, plus he got a great body and he's only 23. The standard winning pose reminds me of Spiderman. Too bad he's straight, huh? SV told me that he had seen Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe hanging around gay clubs with his presumably boyfriend. I seriously doubt that had anything to do with me if those guys are gay or not, but it sounds interesting. Since Phelps is only 23, I wonder if he would got to the next Olympics in Vancouver and compete again. Is 27 too old for an athlete?


The close call and the porn stache. And can I state here how much I dislike the full-body swimming suit?


I'm kinda fixated with that Spiderman-like, all streched out, open-mouthed , madmen winning pose.

Speaking of Olympics hunkiness, a friend told me that the whole gay Asia had fallen for a Japanese Hammer Thrower called Koji Murofushi, the guy is G-men worthy. He's handsome as hell and those dimples when he smiles are kinda like CuteCub's... dreamy. I have no interest in the sport at all, so I have no idea how he's doing or how he did, but I can watch that muscular body spin all day. My friends an I are hunting around to see if we can find a shirtless shot of him somewhere, I have to say I'm out of luck but I found a really cheesy commercial on YouTube of him for a brand of Ramen noodle. It has to be from a few years back and he was yelling for "Men(noodles), men, men, men, men...", bad career move. It also turns out that his mom is Romanian, that would explain the good looks, the Japanese gene seems to be the vodka of genes, it goes well with everything.


You spin me right round, daddy, right round...


Handsome with a great bod.


I don't think anyone would kick him outta bed, what do you think?

Not to be stereotypical but certain sports are adored by the gays. For me, I love women's volleyball, gymnastics and diving. When I heard news that they might not play rhythmic gymnastics because the American team didn't make the finals, I'm heartbroken. I really wish they would broadcast it, I'll show you the following clips anyhow. It's almost like a form of martial arts, isn't it?


By the way, does anyone else think that Béla Károlyi is a bit of a nutjob? If I didn't know he's from Romania, I would have thought he was doing a Mario impression.

I'm also pleased to see that they went to Hong Kong for all the equestrian sports. By the way, I got teased by my friends for chastising the commentator who after Chinese diving champion Guo JingJing tooke her winning dive and went into the shower and said "You can see the tears in her eyes." The girl is in the shower and you're telling me you can see tears in her eyes? Are you shitting me? It's even worst then the reporter who asks Michael Phelps "How important was it for you to win this gold medal?"

Well, only one more week of Olympics to go.