Melodramatic Diary of a Cynic: Weekend Meme: 5 Porn Stars I Would and Would Not Do

What Tarot Card Are You?

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

It's 9/11, instead of covering the DADT or the Quran burning that the Westboro folks had took over as a publicity stunt. I found this on Damien's and Sue's blog, so I thought I would do a more risque meme this week.

Porn Stars I'd Do:

1. Zak Spears

All time favorite hairy daddy who knows how to dirty talk. I wasn't into him as much when he was younger but he really matures well.

2. Tom Chase

Another all time favorite porn star. Handsome, tall, hairy(now), hung, there's not much more one can ask for.

3. Carlo Masi

You shouldn't covet someone else's husband but damn if there's a beefier hairy guy with golden eyes and more upbeat personality than Carlo. Yum, dreamy.

4. Pete Kuzak

Another ultimate porn star. Every image of him is perfect. He's the ultimate fantasy.

5. Ettore Tosi

Something about Ettore really speaks to me, he's like movie star handsome and just happened to do and direct porn.

Porn Stars That I Won't Do:

1. Ken Ryker

I was a big fan of Ken, he's the first ever porn crush I had but he's messed up with drugs and albeit his impressive physical attribute, he can't get it up and he can't act for shit. Adding to the fact that he's gay for pay and looks like he's forced into performing, sex with him won't be fun.

2. Cody Cummings

Good looking for sure but again gay for pay and almost need a female costar every time. He obviously doesn't want to have sex with guy but just want the money. I don't get the appeal when even kissing a guy for him is a big deal.

3. Jeff Palmer

Used to be a bit awkward but enthusiastic about sex, so he was interesting to watch but now he seems really run down and making bareback porn. A little sleazy, a little creepy.

4. Brad Patton

Ran into him in the streets of San Francisco and ruined my fantasy. Physically impressive and mesmerizing but feminine acting and that blows.

5. Jean Franko

I'm always intimidated by the scowl of Jean Franko. He looks like he can beat me up and have his way with me and I don't necessarily enjoy that.

Honestly, even I have a huge crush on Francois Sagat, I wouldn't want to have sex with him either. Something is best left as a fantasy, I mean once the fantasy is realized, what else is there?