Melodramatic Diary of a Cynic: The Pastry Equivalent of a Turducken

What Tarot Card Are You?

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

The Cherpumple...

At least this word doesn't start with a turd, but three cakes and three pies in one mega pastry? Can we say excessive? Also, baker gay Mr. Charles Phoenix here comes off just slightly creepy.

Not to be outdone, I embarked on a challenge and came up with my own triple t(h)reat.

It's a tiny cherry pie baked inside a chocolate cupcake with cream cheese frosting with a chocolate chip cookie on top. They are all made from scratch, none of that cake-mix, ready-made pies bullshit. I was sure it'll satisfy some cravings before I embark on a 10-day super diet. But I like my cake light and fluffy, to bite into a pie crust is kinda strange. I'm sure the recipe can be improved upon.