Melodramatic Diary of a Cynic: Classics Remixed

What Tarot Card Are You?

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

Watch as your beloved literary classics revamped with a major twist. I predict Moby Dick: The Porno Years, Little Schizophrenic Women and The Lycanthropic Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The production values of these clips are surprisingly good. I think if they can drag the whole thing out, they could be Asylum Films and get aired on FX/Syfy. I'll definitely watch.