Weekend Meme: The Queen's Meme

Sorry for the lateness, this weekend somehow went by so fast, which is a good thing all onto itself. Hanging out with the boyfriend, having some fun. From today on, we're going on a low carb diet together. Hopefully we'll lose some weight.

Today's Meme is from Tense Teacher again, thanks to that always accumulating wealth of Meme. I think I'm gonna do some shopping later. It's always great to have some retail therapy.

Who(m)...
is easy to love? Little puppies and bunnies are easy to love, everyone else require a certain effort.
do you just wanna smack? Certain FOX News pundits or all of them.
do you trust? Certain family members, very close friends.
do you talk to when you’re alone? When I'm alone? Wouldn't I have to talk to myself?

What...
dangerous things do you do while driving? I don't drive, so if I do drive it would be a dangerous thing by itself.
are you allergic to? Hay, dust mites.
is Satan’s last name? Jealousy?
is the last thing that moved you? The boyfriend. I don't remember when the last time I was moved by a movie or a song, guess I got too jaded throughout the years.
is the freakiest thing in your house? The glue traps I put down for mice.

When...
is it time to turn over a new leaf? Right Freakin' Now!!! Now is always a good time.
will you be all that you can be? Wow, that's quite a loaded question, I guess that's about time too.
is enough enough? Well, enough is never enough. Too much, however, is just enough.
do you go to the dark side? When somebody do me wrong, that gets me to the dark side very fast. So watch out!!!

Where...
are your pants? Right over there...
is your last will and testament? In my head.
is your junk food stash? In my belly! (says Fat Bastard)
is Carmen Sandiego? Who the hell cares? I rather look for Matt Lauer, but then who really cares about him either?

Why...
was the Lone Ranger alone? The dude got bad 'tude.
was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? Because it's written in blood?
are musicians sexy and plumbers not? Certain plumbers are sexy, are lot of gay porn features sexy plumbers.
are there no seat belts on school buses? Because that's the only way for the drivers to make the kids quiet.

Would you...
swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? No, pretty much never. Unless I can be wearing a life vest or some other floating devices and I get $500,000 for it.
forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? That would be very hard. It also depends on what kinda hurt though.
rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? Oh, the truth is always better.
still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while? What? Are you high?

Anyway, have a good weekend!