Don't Block The Box

Hanging out with Lucius again and we get to talking about his crush on a straight friend who they nicknamed The Box due to his shitty car - The Shitbox. Through the years they have maintained a pretty good friendship and 10 years later The Box had gone and married a great girl but at times Lucius would still think about his friend and perhaps reminisce and fantasize just a little. While coming across a street sign, Lucius thought The Box would be thrilled to receive that as a gift:



Me being the schemer, the rebel and the people pleaser, I'm excited to take the project to hand. We walked past several of these signs around the neighborhood and to see which one is at its best condition. Lucius had yanked a smaller street sign down before, and even these Don't Block The Box (DBTB) signs are a bit bigger and stbler, one or two pairs of pliers or an ordinary hex screwdrivers should do the job.

The only trick to this is to find the a time to do it without getting caught. These DBTB signs are usually around busy intersections, so if we need to do this it'd have to be during the wee hours of night when no cop car patrols. The whole ordeal cannot exceed more than 5 minutes or we might end up getting caught and arrested.

I went on Ebay but nobody's selling it or any replicas of it. So if I really want one we'd have to do it myself. It'd certainly add some excitement to life. I wonder if I can pay any kids to take down one for me though.