Melodramatic Diary of a Cynic: Japan is Weird

What Tarot Card Are You?

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

If yesterday's RoboGeisha video or my past posts didn't give you a hint on how crazy Japan as a country is, allow me to present you with further evidence.

Exhibit A - Setting your face up with electric pulse, so it would tweak to music.

Exhibit B - They think this commercial will help them sell sushi.

Exhibit C - If you're happy and you know it clap your... whuut?

Exhibit D - There's idea of humor is too elaborate

Exhibit E - This... (The best part starts around 1:53)

Exhibit F - This is just plain stupid, lol.

For more evidence, check out WTF Japan Seriously and Japan is Weird.