Giant Shark is Coming!!!

Via Towleroad again



It seems that following the squids from yesterday, a giant shark had washed ashore on the East Coast. I don't wanna make light of this, so I'm not gonna make any shark fin soup joke, but what's with the trend of ocean life being washed ashore. Did someone become a witch like in The Craft? Maybe it was a publicity stunt done by the folks at The Asylum for The Giant Squids vs. Mega Shark 2? Or is the world coming to an end? Maybe water pollution and global warming had finally caught up with ocean life? Besides why are the creatures washing ashore had to be giant animals?

Scary.