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What Tarot Card Are You?

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

Christopher Walken doing Lady Gaga's Poker Face on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.

William Shatner doing Levi Johnston's Tweets on Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.

Happy Hat - A hat that conditions you to smile. Crazy if I've ever seen crazy, hopefully it's a joke or as the above videos, an art piece.

Via Advertising Is Good For You and DutchByDesign.com comes the Home Duvet cover set. This set of 144 thread count features a print of a cardboard box directly printed on cotton. There's also a fitted sheet that imitates brick on the street to complete the surreal experience. Thirty percent of the profit will go to a charity that helps out homeless people in the UK while the costumer can experience hobo life right in the comfort of their own home, um, funny but 144 count is a little low don't you think? Maybe couples can put on torn dirty clothes and smear dirt on each other to pretend having outdoor hobo sex.