Weekend Meme: What Not To Do Meme

>> Saturday, April 24, 2010

This weekend's meme is brought to you by The Queen's Meme.

What NOT To Do, when you’re...

1. On a first date - be rude.

2. Intoxicated - get into fights.

3. In the shower - indulge on performing every bodily function available.

4. At your ex’s wedding - if you still have feeling for the person maybe it's best not to attend.

5. In jail - telling people you're in it for child molestation.

6. being stalked - go into dark alleys.

7. Stuck to an igloo - attempt to pull away by force.

8. In sewing class - poke yourself in the eye.

9. Asleep in a helium balloon - you shouldn't period.

10. At a birthday party for twins - just bring one present

11. On a nude beach - take pictures. What happens at the nude beach stays in the nude beach, it's like Vegas that way.

12. At the opera - comment on the fat lady's weight or how improbably that the male lead would fall for someone so fat.

13. You’re falling in love - post on every venue that you're so in love and every other disgusting comments like someone I know.

14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town - draw attention to yourself.

15. Having a baby - don't kick the baby!

16. On fire - stand there and wait to be rescued.

17. Lost at the mall - It's kinda hard to be lost at the mall, they have maps!

18. At a single’s dance - I guess it's not that different from being at a gay dance club. Just dance!

19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike - I don't think you should be riding a bike on any turnpike.

20. Driving your significant other's car - try not to crash it.

21. Being robbed at gunpoint - don't be a hero?

22. Kissing - no biting!

23. Paying the hotel cashier - try not to heckle after the fact.

24. Buying lingerie - I was taught it's best to buy a smaller size of clothing for ladies than a larger size.

25. Commenting on a blog - be nice.

Have a nice weekend!

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