Weekend Meme: Everything in Two Meme

This one is from Johnny at Cannon Folder again.

Recently I took a test for career aptitude and turns out I should either be doing something providing personal services or go into food services. I wonder if I should go back to school for culinary arts. I admit, working in a bakery sounds very good, but I wonder how much enjoyment I'd get if I have to mass produce pastries and breads. Maybe becoming a massage therapist would be nice too, but I don't think it'd pay much. Too bad I'm not hot enough to enter Hookersville.

Another week's gone by. You know what to do:

Two Names You Go By
1. Paul
2. Babe (Preferably... lol)

Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. Chinese
2. Vietnamese (Not too sure, maybe)

Two Things That Scare You
1. Snakes (Especially on a plane)
2. The dark

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Diet Ice Tea
2. Comedy Central

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. My bathrobe
2. Flip-flops

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Jill Scott
2. Adele

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Understanding
2. Sincerity

Two Truths
1. Happiness is hard to get and short-lived, try contentment instead.
2. You can never achieve anything by sitting there and thinking about it.

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. A built, hairy chest
2. A handsome face

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Watching TV
2. Surfing online

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. Love
2. A Job

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Greece
2. Japan

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Hang glide
2. Own a house

Two Ways that You are Stereotypically a Guy
1. I have a penis
2. I have tons of porn

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Dim Sum or Easter Brunch on Sunday.
2. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Two Stores You Shop At
1. SuperFresh
2. Whole Foods

Two people You Haven't Talked to in a While
1. Some old colleagues
2. Old friends and family members

Have a great Easter weekend!