$1,000 House

>> Friday, January 09, 2009


Came across this story when I was on Yahoo!:

Radical cheap: $1,000 homes

The real estate market is so awful that buyers are now scooping up homes for as little as $1,000. There are 18 listings in Flint, Mich., for under $3,000, according to Realtor.com. There are 22 in Indianapolis, 46 in Cleveland and a whopping 709 in Detroit. All of these communities have been hit hard by foreclosures, and most of these homes are being sold by the lenders that repossessed them.

"Foreclosures have turned banks into property management companies," said Heather Fernandez, a spokeswoman for Trulia.com, the real estate Web site. "And it's often cheaper for them to give these homes away rather than try to get market value for them."

In Detroit for instance, Century 21 Villa owner Randy Eissa has a three-bedroom, one-bath bungalow of about 1,000 square feet listed at just $500. It's a nice place with lots of light, but it needs a total rehabilitation inside, which Eissa estimates will cost between $15,000 and $20,000. But that's not bad, considering that the home last sold for $72,000 in late 2007, according to Zillow.com.

With prices this low, lenders aren't looking to make any money on these deals. They just want to get these houses off their books, so they don't have to bear the cost of maintaining them and paying property taxes.

In fact, the $500, $1,000 or $3,000 that a buyer forks over often goes straight to the real estate brokers as a commission. And often the lenders have to kick in extra cash to make it worthwhile for a realtor even take the listings, according to Eissa.

"Usually these homes are bank repossessions that the lenders have already tried to sell on the market, perhaps then put up for auction without success and then re-listed," he said.

Fixer uppers

These houses are almost always small fixer-uppers. Wiring, plumbing and heating systems have to be replaced, walls and ceilings sheet-rocked, plumbing and light fixtures installed and new kitchen cabinets and counters put in. Few come with working appliances.

Often buyers are legally required to rehab these homes to bring them up to code. In Detroit, buyers are required to sign Affidavits of Compliance Responsibility, which obligates them to make repairs outlined in an inspection report. Only after that can a certificate of occupancy will be issued, which makes the house legal to live in.

But even factoring in these costs, they're still bargains.

And as the housing crisis drags on, there are more and more four-figure listings popping up, as lenders try to unload their repossessed properties.

Cleveland is another city with many incredibly inexpensive homes. On Ardenall Avenue, in East Cleveland, McMullen Realty has a listing for a four-bedroom, one-and-a-half bath house for $1,900. It's been vandalized inside, but the outside is in good shape.

It features a deep front porch with Doric columns, double dormer windows and a separate garage. It's an excellent opportunity, according to agent Tonya Stoudamire. The last time it sold was in March of 2008 when it went for $16,677, according to Zillow.

"East Cleveland has a beautiful housing stock," she said. "These houses just need someone to come in and love them a little."

Another property for sale in Birmingham Ala. is priced at $1,900. The one-bedroom, one bathroom home was built in 1923 and has major fire damage, according to its listing broker, Tom Murphy Realty. The listing states that "Rooms are hard to distinguish."

But it's on a nice-sized lot, about 0.38 acre, close to downtown and transportation and has all utilities. Nearby, comparable homes in good condition sell for about $100,000, according to Zillow.

Rehab money

Most of these $1,000 homes can be renovated relatively inexpensively, and buyers can actually get government help to finance these repairs. The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has a special loan program for just such purchases.

Its rehabilitation mortgage insurance, available through FHA-approved lenders, was designed to encourage banks to issue a single, long-term loan to buyers that covers both the acquisition and rehabilitation of a property, according to HUD spokesman Brian Sullivan.

He adds that there may also be grant money available from the $4 billion Neighborhood Stabilization Program, which was a part of the massive housing rescue bill passed by Congress in July, to assist buyers with grants for down payments.

Buying homes like these is certainly a leap of faith; they're generally not in the best of neighborhoods and they're often surrounded by many other vacant and deteriorating homes. Still, some of these neighborhoods may turn around and provide residents with good, dirt-cheap housing.

"It's a sad time," said Stoudamire. "But it's also a time of opportunity, especially for low and moderate income people."


I didn't expect anyone to read the whole thing, hell I didn't, but I wonder want kind of a house you could get for $1000. Probably like a car that you can get for $200. Maybe this is one of the rare opportunities that happens once every couple decades where one can acquire properties, too bad I'm not in the position to invest.

A few nights ago in the $200 car, my straizian friend was explaining to me that actually most people acquire wealth by saving like mad, buying a property, paying it off fast and buy another one and rent it out. The details elude me. I think people weren't kidding about saving 60% of your paycheck in the bank and I haven't done so for the past decade. One of my friends actually does it and own a couple properties in South Philly, probably with the help of his parents. Also he's an accountant and does some side business. The discipline of it is what I admire. Principe actually had a very similar dream, he said he'd love to buy an apartment building and rent it out, then he won't ever need to work again. I never thought it was achievable.

Anyone feeling like moving to Detroit?

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Getting Back On Track

>> Thursday, January 08, 2009



I titled this entry "Getting Back On Track" because that's what I need to do. I have not been working for quite a few months now and I'm getting into the habit of putzing around. Going online, checking things out, meeting friends, writing, reading, playing video games, getting groceries and cooking. One of my new year resolutions should be breaking up my routine, do something out of the ordinary everyday. Or simply get into the mindset of work, I have to start incorporating job hunting as part of my routine.

One of my major problems for the past week was not having a working phone. I was expecting it to arrive early this week but I waited and waited and didn't see it. So I went online to find that it has got to the local post office for a few days. Even I didn't get a notice in my mail, I walked there and got my phone from them. Happy. Although my old phone is not working at all, so I lost all my numbers. It's very annoying, I have gotten some numbers from some folks that I doubt I'd ever get them back again. Also the new phone was really confusing because I didn't know it was partially touchscreen and didn't come with a manual. It took my 20 minutes to figure that part out. I'm sure it'll take me a while to get used to it.

If there's anything I got from Benjamin Button is to stop talking about it and just be about it, but why is it so hard? It's January, it's after the holidays. I should really cease that momentum and start changing my life for the positives.

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Movie Review: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

>> Tuesday, January 06, 2009



The second half of my double header belongs to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I think I saw the preview of it some months ago and I was intrigued by the plot; A man born old and growing younger. It looked like a good film, my friends were worried about the film being too much of a chick flick while I was hoping it to be a bit more Forrest Gump-y. The end result is a moderate medium.

While Brad Pitt is not quite my type, he's not bad to look at and I doubt that anyone will kick him out of bed, even the presumable straight guys. But then I have not been putting him in the ranks of serious actress like Cate Blanchett. Brad plays Benjamin Button who was born in a rich family in New Orleans 1914 as a old baby. His mom died during childbirth and the father was horrified and abandoned him in the front step of an old folks home. (The opening reminded me of Wicked, minus the musical number. Did the birth of Penguin of Batman suffers the same fate?) The owner (?) of the old folks home is a devoted African American Christian lady who accepted Benjamin and his condition and raised him as her own. He met a resident's granddaugther Daisy and fell in love with her throughout his years. The audience watch as Daisy grows older and Benjamin gets younger and younger.

After Daisy gave Benjamin a daughter, Benjamin realized that he will not be able to be his father and Daisy might not be able to raise two kids and he decided to leave. At that point, the narrative got a bit poignant. Benjamin observed that there are people who waste time to hope for change but never actually do so (like me), and it is up to anyone who seize their opportunities. Instead of waiting idly, people should just do what makes them happy. I think I'll have to concur.

There are some awkward moments in the movie, such as Cate Blanchett's narrative in her death bed, you can't have a long narrative while dying, it's very uncomfortable to the ears. The New Orleans Katrina backdrop is unnecessary and distracting. And it's never quite clear on what happened to Benjamin's sister. The film is too involved in the relationship between Benjamin and Daisy that the era and history around them got ignored. It has the potential to make it a lot greater, but it didn't get there.

If they were aiming at an Oscar, maybe Cate will get a chance. I don't think Brad's range was demonstrate in here anymore than he was in Meet Joe Black. It could be so much more. Although, maybe the make up people would get an award somehow. It's a good film, but when I was in a party celebrating my friend CL's birthday. I was asked if it's worth going to the theater to see the film. I'd say rental would be just fine. B

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Movie Review: The Spirit



I was thinking since everyone was supposed to go back to work yesterday and I didn't need to, I would go to the matinees and watch a double-header. So that's what I did. I went down to the Riverview Stadium, the one that a shooting recently happened; a guy got shot for talking during the movie. I thought I had it set, it was THE work day so there were only a handful of people in the theater, there was a recent shooting in this particular theater, and the shooting is for talking during a film. Wouldn't you know people are still speaking loudly during the film? I guess the theater could have done some measures to remind people not to talk or plainly reminding them of the earlier incident by implementing metal detectors or leave some traces of the yellow police tapes but I guess in this economy, they could use every ticket sale they can get. Oh well. I'll just pull up my hoodie to drown out the noise and hopefully looking like the unibomber can weird those folks out into shutting their traps.

First, I have to point out that I've not been a Frank Miller fan. At least I haven't purchased any of his comics, but I do enjoy the visual styling of the movies that he lend his name to. Sin City was quite visually superb and I don't mind 300 either, especially with all the chiseled half-naked bodies, CGI or no CGI. Even so, I find The Spirit lack some luster.

I mean, when I was watching Sin City, the story was divided into a few segments, there was more substance. 300 had some historical background and a lot of actions. The Spirit didn't deliver as much at the substance side. The story is a bit simple, good ol' cop and bandit. Indestructable superhero hunting down a supervillain, the plot is as old as it gets.

Generally, The Spirit reminds me very much of Warren Beatty's Dick Tracy. It's artfully styled with certain color schemes, staged in the same era. It's about cops and villains and there's also vixens. Eva Mendes plays the Spirit teenage sweetheart turns big-time robber was really magnetizing. There are also a few other pretty girls in the film. Gabriel Macht is not quite convincing as the superhero, we never ever see his face, although his bare chest did show up a few times. The worst has to be Samuel L. Jackson playing a black Nazi mad scientist supervillain named Octopus. It's like he was imitating Jack Nicholson's portrayal of the Joker, badly. There's no building of the character or his background, his catch phrase is that he doesn't like eggs on his face. You just can't take that guy seriously and we don't have a clear view of how evil he really is. So he wants to be god, but who doesn't? Scarlett Johansonn plays the Harley Quinn to Samuel L. Jackson's Joker, regretably she was quite forgettable.

The funny bit that I like is The supervillain Octopus produces some crones and he named each of them with a name ending with "os". These crones are his muscles and their names are displayed on the white t-shirt they're wearing and Octopus goes through these crones like crazy. So during the start of the movie, we have high-brow names like "Pathos", "Ethos" and "Logos", by the end of the movie we have "Huevos", "Rancheros", "Adios" and "Amigos". That was very cute.

I'm not saying that the movie sucked, it's still a pretty decent one. It's just most of the things have been done, the story is quite predictable and doesn't quite pack a punch, the characters lack some oomph. It didn't inspire, it didn't introduce any new concepts. The styling is pretty. It's like some brainless pretty boy at the bar. I don't hate it, but it just didn't quite measure up. C+

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Lessons I've Learned Since 2009

>> Sunday, January 04, 2009



1. Don't go to eat at any Chinese buffet, and if you do, try to avoid any seafood and anything oily. Basically it means to either not eat or go for the salad bar. If not prepare to stay in the bathroom all night. Not to bash an establishment of my people but I couldn't in any good conscious endorse Chinese buffets, seriously not the healthiest thing one can eat. (Japanese buffet doesn't count, they're great!)

2. Selling things on Craigslist is doable but troublesome. A lot of people like to bargain for a lower price, some don't follow through. Some are running scams and ask you to mail the thing to their sons in New Zealand or somewhere in Africa while paying you via PayPal. With certain patience and time investment, you'd eventually sell your stuff, but you'll wonder if it's ever worth your time.

3. Having friends is great. After putting my cellphone through the washer, one of my Straizian (as oppose to Gaysians) friends lend me her old cell phones and now I can be in touch in the duration of waiting for the eBay one to come along. They even offer to walk me for my iPod Touch transaction as my bodyguard. It's a great feeling to be accepted.

4. Buying a car for $200 has its drawbacks. Not that I even know how to drive, but one of my Straizian friends who drives me around have a car that requires half and hour of warming up time. And it even died midway in bitter cold nights. It's nerve wrecking and I wonder if I have to get off to push it a few times. On the plus side, it goes so slow that I think I'd borrow it just for my driving exam if I ever get around to one.

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Weekend Meme: End of The Year Meme

>> Saturday, January 03, 2009



I've been feeling a bit blah about posting these few days. I think this not working thing is overrated, so if I ever win the lottery while having a job, I might be one of those assholes still insist on working. You've got to have a hobby somehow.

Found this very introspective meme from Ur-Spo at Spo-Reflections, I think it'd be useful to reflect on the past year so I can scheme for a better one this time around. Let's hope it works.

Happiest Event of 2008?

Getting to know a bunch of new friends that actively fill my weekend schedules.

Worst part of 2008?

Getting laid off.

Most unusual activity I participated in during 2008?

Receiving money (Unemployment Compensations) for not working.

Most enjoyable trip I took this year?

Going to San Francisco for Folsom was one of the most memorable things.

Most exciting theater experiences?

Theater experience? Not much this year. Does Margaret Cho's Beautiful Tour counts?

Most Embarrassing?

Let's see... Haven't shitted my pants, not this year anyway... I guess getting laid off still.

Best Movie?

Haven't had much strong cinematic experience. I think I like Iron Man the best, even though I knew the plot ahead of time, seeing it on the big screen with convincing special effects is still really nice.

Best CD?

Adele's 19. Even though I didn't give it as high a mark as Duffy's Rockferry or John Legend's Evolver but it just grows and grows on me.She's got a great voice and her songs are so personal and relatable. I would have said Jill Scott's Live in Paris too, but that was around 10 months ago and my memory fades.

Most Exciting Night?

Hmm... sex aside. (which is always exciting) The most exciting night of the year would be split between getting to meet Margaret Cho and Liam Sullivan in person and going to the Henri David Halloween Ball in costume

Biggest Disappointment?

The various boys who are taken, unavailable and incompatible.

Were New Year Resolution(s) kept?

I didn't have any, so... nope.

Were there any major house changes this year?

I think it's still the unemployed thing. Other than that it's business as usual.

Blogging 2008; any high or low points?

My post numbers have increased 83.5%, in average I post almost more than once a day.

I changed to a blog template that I like. If I can only get an unique photo for my header, it'd be perfect.

My blogroll has more websites now and I get to know more and more folks, which is good. I also got to meet Sue. Got linked for event pictures, some other blogs even published some of my pics which is flaterring.

Started the weekend meme format (including posts like this one) for sheer laziness. Yeehaw!

The low points would be losing all the data from transferring templates, so I've lost counts of my visitors and website data, but oh well, who need those?

3 Wishes for 2009?

Get a job, find a boyfriend, move out.

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2009 Resolutions

>> Thursday, January 01, 2009



I guess these things are reserved for before New Year. Let's see.

1. The first thing has to be finding a job. Very important. I don't want to live on the streets and beg for money. Have to do something somehow and we (me and the voices in my head) need insurance.

2. Let's join the gym and lose at least 10 pounds? After being idle in that area for a year. I should have learned that a little a day help tremendously somehow. But maybe we (again) should wait until after January, so all the other resolution makers would give up and the gym become less busy.

3. Expand my social circle and get to know more people. If there's any highlights in 2008, it was that I get to know a lot more folks and hence my life is busier and more fulfilling. So the conclusion is that knowing people is a good thing.

4. Borrowing TED's resolution, observe less, participate more. That would probably cure my passive aggressive side and rather follow my teachings and be cautious with everything, I could accomplish more. Let's just leap everywhere. Why not?

5. Learn something new. I don't know what yet, but I need to expand and better myself. I have the tape from ES to relearn my French, that would help. Maybe learn something that would help me career, that's always good.

6. Find a person I can be in love with. That's like the toughest task ever. It's not that I don't love easily, but it seems that the folks I want are not available and even if they become available, it's not for sure that they will want me. Maybe I should approach the whole situation differently, I'm still not sure how.

Actually I just want to be happy. These few days had been a killer, good thing my baked mac and cheese has lifted my spirits. I wish everyone here a very Happy New Year. May all your wishes come true.

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United States of Pop 2008

>> Wednesday, December 31, 2008

via Joe.My.God. is this crazy amazing mash-up video done by the talented DJ Earworm. A complete guide of this year's pop song. Amazing Stuff.

Happy New Year's Eve. Hope you're with a loved one to celebrate tonight.

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R.I.P. Sony Eric 810

>> Monday, December 29, 2008



(My) Sony Eric 810 was found in a cataonic state this early afternoon after being kidnapped by a pair of Lucky jeans and drowned in the abyss of the washing machine. Rescue worker in the form of a hair dryer came to the scene and offered the breath of life, but proved to be futile and highly unrecommended. Currently we are using Chinese medicine on him by burying Mr. Eric in a tub of long grain Jasmine rice. (Bless the Asian habit of keeping rice.) But this reporter's outlook is pretty much the same as the crowd gathering outside John Paul II's building on that very fateful day, If we have to count on Chinese mediicine as a last resort Mr. Eric is surely passing on to the netherworld.

Mr. Eric is survived by his charger, an USB connector, his sim card, his battery and hopefully his memory card and its contents. I'm sure he'll be missed, but we'll be glad to hear that his distant relative Sony Eric 850 from the land of Ebay will replace him as the prime minister of communications for the State that is YvesPaul.

In memory of 810, let's take a moment to review his best work:

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Philadelphia Stock Exchange



A friend of mine was selling a brand new 8Gb iPod Touch for $180, he won that at his company Christmas party and he already have a GPhone. Since my iPod is going monotone on me and the iPod Touch can be used to play games and go online and that price is really good (comparing to $229 +tax at the stores), I bought it from him.

After looking in my old iPod, I find out that I actually have 17Gb of songs, so obviously my new iPod will not satisfy my needs. Luckily I haven't opened the box yet, so I posted it on Craigslist for $200 to earn a quick buck. Selling stuff on Craigslist is not easy, after you post it, you have to wait for responses and then call them back and negotiate some more. Ever since X'mas Eve, I've been pulled to an array of parties and Mahjong session which only ceased after last night, and even though I've gotten 4 responses minus one exchange request, all the responses have kinda trailed.

One kid tried to negotiate a discount and claimed that he doesn't have enough money and offer to pay half first. When I refused, he called me back and told me to keep it for him for a week. A lady called and said I'm too far away for her to meet. The other guys still hasn't called me back yet. I'm posting the ad again, hopefully it'll garner more responses.

Adele is suppose to come and perform in Philadelphia on January 15th. I've just found that out 2 weeks ago but it's already sold out. I feel like kicking myself. Her tickets were sold for $15 each and when I check on the other ticket sites for them, they were pumped to a whopping $314 a piece. I wonder who will buy them for that much. After physically walking to the venue and see if they have reserved some aside for ground sale and asked a few questions about a potential venue change, my plan is to just go there on that night and see if there are anyone selling them on the side. It might be cheaper. Although after checking back, the price has already dropped to around $150, maybe the closer it gets to the event, the lower the price will be. Even I've heard she might come back to Philly again, I'm still crossing my fingers. Around $50-60 a piece would be ideal, that'd be about the same price I got the Amy Winehouse's for.



Oh, plus I thought $9.99 a pound of lobster is cheap since Reading Terminal sells them for $15-20 a pound. I just bought 3 of them for $7.99 a pound, just to find out that at ShopRite they sell them for $4.99 a pound. Although killing live things weren't fun at all.

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Bring Your Guns to the Movies

>> Sunday, December 28, 2008



Lifted from Vic at Maybe It's Just Me..., where my evil twin SpyValue deemed too good to pass up.

From Philly.com

Phila. man shot because family talked during movie

By Barbara Boyer

INQUIRER STAFF WRITER
A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.

James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.

"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.

Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.

After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.

Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.


Ok, of course it is outrageous that someone would even bring a gun to a supposedly wholesome place like a movie theater, but the moviegoers in Philly is notoriously bad. Yes, they talk and chit-chat like they are watching the movie in their own home and they do it loud, and if you sshhed them, they will curse you out. I once sat by a couple watching the same movie and when confronted after he talks on his phone, he said he's exercising his first amendment right, now how are you suppose to argue with that? (Guess why Abraham Lincoln was shot? Asshole.)

My past few movie experience had not been ideal and I've pretty much given up if I can't go to the suburbs. But now that things like this happened, I think people will think before they talk in the cinema, and I can also say things like "Did you know that someone just got shot right near where you're sitting for talking during the movies?" It will be soooo gratifying... lol.

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Weekend Meme: Screaming Masses' Meme

>> Saturday, December 27, 2008



Hey folks, X'mas is finally winding down. I hope you guys had a great time. Of course, the weekend is still ongoing and we can still party hard. There has been a lot of gaming for the last 3 days and my brain is a little fried, so I hope I can still manage this Meme.

Today's Meme is brought to you from Sunday Stealing. Sunday Stealing - lifting important meme for you since August 2008.

1. What is a nickname a former (or present) lover gave you?
Bebo (Principe said because I'm big)

2. How do you style your hair? If you just would say "cut" what style is it?
I'm clueless with hair the best I can do is just messe it up using some wax and make it stand up a bit in front. I have no idea what my cut is called. Ape?

3. What's your least favorite Christmas song?
The Twelfth Days of Christmas, of course. (On the eleventh day of X'mas... hear me say Kill Me Now in Ms. Creole's accent.)

4. How many colors are you wearing now?
Two; Asian skin tone and Asian hair black.. just kidding. White and Blue.

5. Are you an introvert or extrovert?
Introverted

6. What was the last book you read?
Charlaine Harris' From Dead to Worse

7. What's one piece of fiction that changed your life?
Fiction that changed my life? Let's see... Green Eggs and Ham didn't change my life, Harry Potter didn't either, how about The Creation of The Gods?

8. If you are attracted to someone who is already in a relationship (or married), what might you do?
You mean like right now? We're still chatting online and meeting sometimes. Aw... I hate myself.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
Nothing get me more upset than relationships, whether it's love, friendship or with colleagues. But then I guess the opposite can be true.

10. What's your favorite dessert?
Has anyone tried the English Sticky Toffee Pudding. Aw... So good. They sold it at Whole Foods for a while, but I don't see them anymore.

11. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Under 45 minutes from wake up to out the door.

12. Name one website that you visit daily. Why do you read it?
I do read the blogs on my blogroll everyday, if they update it daily. Just to catch up and keep up with my friends' like and dislikes. One of them would be Towleroad, it's gay news central.

13. What was your last job before either you are at home or at another job?
I was doing IT for a non-profit.

14. Do you like to clean?
Hate it. Especially dusting, wiping, moping and vacuuming. Over the years, I've learn to appreciate washing dishes, but that's about it.

15. What was the last song to get stuck in your head?
Chasing Pavements by Adele (Oh, and this question is evil)

16. What's the last movie you saw?
Twilight (Only recommendable for rental)

17. Pirates or Ninjas?
Isn't that a choice between the sea and the land? Ninja, they like to hide in the night and it seems to be a lot more fun being a ninja.

18. What is your least favorite thing to do that you have to do everyday?
Lying in bed waiting to fall asleep.

19. Best time of your life?
When I was in Hong Kong hanging out with my group of 12 closest friends walking by the harbor on New Year's eve. I just deeply realized at that moment how happy I was.

20. What are you most looking forward to in the coming year?
Getting a new job, maybe even moving to the West Coast.

Anyhow, hey y'all, have a great weekend!

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Best X'mas Song 2008: Lady Gaga ft. Space Cowboy's "Christmas Tree"

>> Thursday, December 25, 2008



Christmas Tree

Ra pa pum pum (x4)

Light me up put me on top lets falalalalalalala x2

The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree(x2)

Light me up put me on top lets falalalalalalala x2

Ho ho ho under the mistletoe
Yes everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes if you want us to we will (you)

Ho ho ho it's Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious (x2)

Light you up put you on top lets falalalala (lets go)x2

Ho ho ho under the mistletoe
Yes everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes if you want us to we will (you)

Ho ho ho it's Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious (x2)

Here here here
The best time of the year
Take off my stockings where
I'm spreading Christmas cheer
Yes if you want us to we will (you)

Ho ho ho it's Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious (x2)

Space Cowboy Lady Gaga Lady Gaga
And she goes
Space Cowboy Lady Gaga Lady Gaga
Here we go
Cherry cherry boom boom.

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Merry X'Mas 2008

>> Wednesday, December 24, 2008



Wishing you all a very merry X'mas. Try not to drink and drive!

With much, much love,

Paul.

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There Are Enough Slackers In The World

I'm still flirting and seeing CuteCub, he's like a drug that I can't get enough of and we seemed to have pretty good chemistry. I know, it's kinda dumb and dangerous to be with someone that I can't have. I'm watching my steps and hold myself back bit by bit which is easier said than done. I'm looking out for flaws to focus on to bring him back down to size, but in my infatuated state, I can't find any, well maybe little things that can be easily looked over and I'll consider myself lucky if I have to live with those flaws. It's especially cruel that now he's using his webcam when we chat online.

Last night after a few beers, he revealed to me that his boyfriend will be graduating in the coming summer and that since he's a foreigner and given the current job market, he'll probably have to return to his native land afterward. CuteCub has no plans to move away, so they eventually will have to break up. It sounds horrible and it reminded me of my breakup with Principe, but I can't help but glimpse a spark of hope and invoke a series of what-ifs. I'm infatuated with him enough that I don't wish them any sadness though.



At the same time, Calico Guy which I've had a little fling with in late spring resurfaced to tell me that he is now living in the great NYC and got a new boyfriend. He had been unemployed and living with his ex the doctor in the same bed for a year and since his ex found a new beau and decided to move down to North Carolina to take on a new job in a new hospital. Calico Guy was forced to move and find a job for himself, which he did for a few months. Now he's in NYC worked part time and lived with his new boyfriend for a month before being fired. Now his new boyfriend is threatening him with a breakup if he doesn't get his act together. Calico Guy has a weak mind so that's probably just the jolt he needs, although it's kinda cruel to say something like that right before X'mas. I can understand the stress of living with a partner who's not contributing, especially while you're living in a big city with higher living expenses. I seemed to remember being the sugardaddy for all of my relationships, no matter how much older my exes are.

At least these kinda stuff give me some perspective to put my life back together. If I can't even support myself, how can I be there for someone else? Finding a job will be the number one item on my new year's resolution. I think I'm ready now.

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Ice People

>> Tuesday, December 23, 2008

For the ones who's complaining about the unusual coldness of this winter which is completely understandable since I've never heard of snow storm traveling so far south before - meet the people at the Sakha region of Russia in a town with a population of 800 called Oymyakon.



Oymyakon is deemed to be the coldest town on earth. Since it's located in the middle of two mountain ranges which trap cold air for the entire year. While its summer's average high can reach 72 degrees Fahrenheit, its winter's average low is around -57F. According to Wikipedia, it's record low of all time is -85.7F. Brrr.



It's hard to imagine people living in such extreme weather that people consider -30F as nice weather and kids still have to go to school unless it's below -52F. (Below -52F because they liked B-52's?) Oymayakon, where birds will freeze mid-flight and turn into dangerous projectiles and people can freeze in just a few minutes outdoor without proper clothing. I guess no picking up the newspaper in wife-beaters and boxers, but then again what newspaper?

Since the town is so out in the wild, I can imagine the daily necessities like food would be extremely expensive. Who would want to deliver there anyway? And it's hard to imagine that the town can be self-sufficient unless there's oil or they can sell ice or cold to others. I'm pretty sure that's not how you make Freons. Why don't they just pack up and leave? It's not that simple I'm sure but it's better to stay and suffer. (That right there sounds like a relationship advice)


But honey, it's only -30F, you can play outside.

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King of Games

>> Monday, December 22, 2008

I'm so exhausted.

After a 4-hour Mahjong training session for new learners on Saturday afternoon, me and my friends drove to Delaware to another friend's place for our X'Mas party, after dinner we did our pollyanna that involved picking names from a hat and stealing other people's gifts. Since there's a rule that the gifts have to be $5 or under and most people there are tennis players, there were a lot of tennis balls around. Fortunately I was the last one picked, so I get to steal a gift-wrapped $5 bill but got stolen later and I chose an etch-a-sketch for my second option. Other gifts also include a $5.99 digital camera, a 3-piece set of X'mas figurines, some interesting decorative masks, chopsticks, chocolates and the pear-shaped candles I bought. I even made a gift bag out of wrapping paper and used some ribbons and all to make it real pretty. At the end, the gift itself is not really important, but we had lots of fun. I end up giving the etch-a-sketch to one of my friends' nephew.



CL brought a fun party game with him called Apples to Apples where each of us are given 7 red apple cards with a noun of the card, it could be a person, a place, a thing, or an incident... And a green card is selected randomly with an adjective on it. And people are suppose to choose the most appropriate noun for it with one of the players being a judge and see which noun is the most appropriate for the adjective. The winner will take the green apple card and be the next judge, the first one who gets 4 green apple card would win. There were 13 people playing and yours truly wins with Hillary Rodham Clinton (for Heartless), Giant Squid (for Legendary), Sunset (for Magical) and Asians (for Smooth). It's really funny to see what people come up with for different categories and also see the different value system for different judges.



We played some more Mahjong and some Wii games and turn around it's 6:30 am. Sleep for 3 hours and then it's more Wii. Our favorite is the tennis game in Wii Sports. Four people playing doubles. By the end I can feel my forearms aching like I had lifted weight for the past hour. Not my shining moments, since everybody else are really into tennis, but I'm also a lot better than a lot of non-gamers. SV played so violently that I was afraid for the host that he might break something. We played Mario Kart for a bit, and I'm actually better at it than even people who own a console.



Another Wii game called We Cheer where we were supposed to imitate cheerleader and use our controllers as pom-poms, dancing to C&C Music factory's Everybody Dance Now. We took a lot of pictures while other people were doing that for blackmailing purposes later.

Time flies when you're having fun. After some Mahjong, it was 5:30 in the morning. Some needed some sleep, but a few of us were still playing Wii for another hour. And then we played some more after 3 hours of sleep. Went out to a mighty cool dinner (Lucky's Coffee House?) for a late lunch and then drove back to Philadelphia and go to another friend's house and played some more Mahjong and got home just before 9pm.

I never felt so in need of a shower... It's a good thing I can stay in bed for as long as I want. Since I have some leftover Chinese takeout in fridge, I don't think I'll move much for the rest of the day.

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Weekend Meme: The Favorite Meme

>> Saturday, December 20, 2008



The weekend is here and I've a Mahjong training session and a party to go to later. I'm not quite feeling the X'mas and I sincerely doubt that I'll be celebrating it this year. So I decided not to do a X'mas meme. Instead, I lifted this from Judd at Sunday Stealing, it's just a list of your favorite things. X'mas-y enough, no?

Fill in your favorite for each of the following:

1. Political show: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

2. Picnic food: Hmm... You can have any food at a picnic. Um... potato salad?

3. Mixed drink: Some fruity martini like apple or blackberry.

4. U.S. President: Clinton, for the booming economy and even the sex.

5. Kind of student to teach: WTF kind of question is that? The smart kind?

6. Hobby you do or wish you still did: Video games

7. Sports commentator: Not a clue, I can't think of a single one but Madden.

8. Sport to watch on TV: Texas Hold'em counts? If not, figure skating then.

9. Animal to have as a pet: Dog, Alaskan Malamute or any other kind should be fine, no bull dogs though, sorry.

10. Halloween costume you have worn: Well, I've only worn one thus far, my Chinese Vampire costume.

11. Kind of dessert: I'm a chocoholic, so the chocolate zuccotto cake they have at Maggiano's is perfect. Dense, rich chocolate mousse in between fluffy chocolate cake in a dome shape. Can't beat it.

12. Comic strip: Don't read much paper, but I think I liked The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green

13. Ice cream flavor: Haagen Dazs' Pineapple Coconut

14. News source: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

15. Vacation spot: Greece, never been.

16. Wine: I don't drink wine, but a friend brought some dessert wine from South Africa and they were good. How about Marsala for cooking?

17. Way to waste time instead of working: Go online!

18. Reality show: I was a fan of Amazing Race, but I haven't watched it for the past few seasons.

19. Children's movie: Castle in the Sky by Hayao Miyazaki. You've got to see it.

20. Celebrity you wish would retire: Why would I want my favorite person to retire? Jack Nicholson?

Have a great weekend! :)

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20 Years of Music

>> Friday, December 19, 2008

Last week's 7-Layer Meme, there was a question about listing a favorite CD I own and I've listed Amy Winehouse's Back To Black, I know that she's messed up and it's tired by now but it was real good when it lasted. I got me thinking about listing some CDs that had made an impact on me or that I like a whole lot.

Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814 (1989) - My first CD ever, she was the dance standard, it was very social conscious and the music was great. I miss that Janet, I was lucky to have that as my first CD.

Sinead O'Connor's Am I Not Your Girl (1992) - I love Sinead purely for her talents, her voice is wonderful and I love how she redo old songs and usually comes up with something better. I was a fan ever I first heard her voice and followed her career until she went ape-shit religious and lesbionic. Other the her So Far... The Best Of album, I think I like Am I Not Your Girl the best. Her rendition of these classic tunes are really wonderful. Her version of Gloomy Sunday and How Insensitive are great and her Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered remains to be one of my all-time favorite songs.

Boyz II Men's Cooleyhighharmony (1993) - When my friends were into Backstreet Boys, Kylie Minogue and a teenage heartthrob called Tommy Page in the early 90s, I was way into these Philly boys. It's not the reason I'm in Philly now though, things just happens. I was very into the way they harmonized, gay guys like me sooner or later will learn to ignore the overtly heterosexual tone of the songs. haha.

Toni Braxton's Toni Braxton (1993) - It's one of the best debut album anyone can put out, she's got a great voice and the album is very complete. It's one of L.A. Reid and Babyface's legendary production work. Some great belching ballads in there.

The Cranberries' No Need To Argue (1994) - After their Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?, The Cranberries came out with a more mature sophomore album. Dolores' voice is haunting and well utilized in the subject of violence in Ireland, her humble family and background. It's beautiful and carries substance and an infectious love and sadness.

Bjork's Post (1995) - You cannot find anyone more inspiring than Bjork. She manages to put different sound and weave it into harmony. Clinking metals, ship horns, all the sound that surrounds us day to day are categorized and made into songs. She once said that she often challenge herself to pull any words in a dictionary and put it into a song, inspire a concept and just go for it. Both Post and Homogenic are great albums.

Tori Amos' Boys For Pele (1996) - Another one with cryptic messages, but you can Tori Amos is really, really talented. She has an urge to shock and inspire her audience. Not a lot of people will have a inner album cover of herself breastfeeding a pig or pretend to be a drowned corpse. The ideas in her songs are intriguing, you can feel real emotions in her song and you can follow them as they change. Sublime melodies, and you'd be mindblown by how a piano can express such violent ideas.

Fugees' The Score (1996) - I bought it for Lauryn's amazing vocals and got so much more for it. It opened my mind to experience a life where I would not be able to experience otherwise. Great rhymes, great music, although I feel bad for Praswell sometimes, the other two seems so much more talented.

George Michael's Older (1996) - Must have been a great year for music. I liked George Michael ever since Careless Whisper, he was really good looking back then and not the druggie who enjoys public sex now. Back in 96, I didn't even had a clue that he was gay. All I remember were the muscled body in the Fast Love video. (Did I mention I was still a virgin back then?) Jesus To A Child and Older are great songs. The album itself is very well produced.

Jamiroquai's Traveling Without Moving (1997) - The top hat wearing Jay Kay has been my hero for a while, I was in love ever since I've got a whiff of Acid Jazz from them, Incognito, the Brand New Heavies and such. Too Young to Die, Space Cowboy and their aboriginal didgeridoo playing ways are a hoot. But it's not until their third album Traveling Without Moving that they finally have a completely satisfying album. Of course, much can be debated.

Mary J. Blige's Share My World (1997) - For me, Mary J. peaked at Share My World (is it because of Babyface?) It is one of the best R&B album ever produced. What's a singer without drama, Mary J.'s strangth is her ability to bring emotions, not that hip hop stuff that anyone can do.

Lauryn Hill's The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (1998) - Every song is carefully written to pack as much talents in ti as possible, you're awed by her words, her rhymes, her vocal, the beat, the arrangements, the sampled melodies. Every song is a bundle of wows, it's overwhelming to the brain and yet you feel so excited listening to her.

Nina Simone's Quiet Now: Night Songs (2000) - Shameful, I know, because this is a compilation album. But it's very well done, her songs are remastered and you can hear them clearly. Not only that, all the songs chosen are the quiet ones, not the fighting side of Nina, but love songs mostly. All of them are so beautiful, I can cry. It also contains a great version of the famed I Loves You, Porgy. It's a very sweet album.

Angie Stone's Mahogany Soul (2001) - The album of Angie Stone that I like best. She tells you like it is, honest, direct, the essence of a strong black woman. (like Kathy Griffin, lol) I mean who else can sing you a song called Time of The Month? I feel like I have strong affinity to female singers and you can really hear the soulfulness in Angie's songs. You can't fake it. Listening to it is like being in the big waterslides at the water park, you can only follow the groove while it takes you up and down. No two ways about it.

Coldplay's A Rush Of Blood To The Head (2002) - It's somber and moody, what more do you want? Seriously, I rarely go for rock or bands but their music is just too beautiful. They sound so tortured(?), like there's a great inner struggle going on, it's twisted elegance.

John Legend's Once Again (2006) - (I wonder what had happened since between 02 and 06, oh well) His last name might as well be Legend. Extremely talented, great voice, I just can't get enough and even though he had put out three albums now, the quality has been consistent. You don't get talent like him often, not often enough anyway. He's just great in my book, not to mention cute.

Amy Winehouse's Back To Black (2007) - Another extremely talented person, but maybe she's too young? There's definitely something wrong with her. In her right mind, she could produce great music effortlessly, it's such a shame when you know that it probably won't happen. Other than one song in Back To Black that I hate, the album was perfect, she got a great voice and the 40s styling fits her perfectly. Ugh, what a waste?

Adele's 19 (2008) - Adele's album is growing on me, because like Amy, she has a great voice, she writes her own material and during the production of the album, she's only 19. Her voice is rich and it captures you. The general topic of her songs are about young love, but then Hometown Glory is such a pleasing alternative. I see great things happening for her, and I hope we'll hear from her again very soon.

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Tagged: One Word Meme Rehashed

>> Thursday, December 18, 2008



I got tagged by Sue at Fair View for this meme. (But I've done it before... whine) Well, since this is a different time, I guess I can do it again. :)

You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? Stand

2. Your significant other? Missing

3. Your hair? Chest

4. Your mother? Dead

5. Your father? Deadbeat

6. Your favorite thing? Music

7. Your dream last night? Nope

8. Your favorite drink? Tea

9. Your dream/goal? Contentment

10. The room you're in? Studio

11. Music? Always

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Love

13. Where were you last night? Bed

14. What you're not? Aggressive

15. Muffins? Croissant!

16. One of your wish list items? CuteCub

17. Where you grew up? Everywhere

18. The last thing you did? Repair

19. What are you wearing? Jeans

20. TV? Resting

21. Your pets? Non-existent

22. Your computer? Aging

23. Your life? A-wasting

24. Your mood? Blue-ooh-ooh

25. Missing someone? Yes

26. Favorite Store? Supermarket

27. Your summer? Disastrous

28. Like someone? Sure

29. Your favorite color? Blue-ooh-ooh

30. When is the last time you laughed? Hours

31. Last time you cried? Months

HEY YOU! With that funny look on your face... You're TAGGED!

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Love Me Or Leave Me

Say love me or leave me and let me be lonely...

Back when I started going into my latest obsession of vampire novels, I reached over to my nightstand and randomly picked a tarot card for a bookmark and got The Sun, I took it as a good omen. I think the Chinese upbringing lead me into the habit of looking for omens. We were always try to create our own good omens while avoiding the bad ones. I was particularly upset when I dropped the card during a bus ride to New York and thought how lazy and stupid of me to use a Tarot card as a bookmark, since now that Ive lost one I'll have to replace the whole deck. Given I have two other decks, but that was my only Rider-Waite, the others are just there for their exotic decorative looks. After that, I told myself that I now have 77 pretty bookmarks. While randomly pulled out the 8 of Swords to replace my lost one, not a good card, but I managed to turn it upside down for my purpose. I got tired of the sight of that one easy enough since it's such a hostile sight to start with and as I was randomly pulling out another replacement last night, it was the Lovers and the sheer irony of it made me burst out laughing.

I can't believe I've never posted this song, I think it reminds me of my current situation. It's one of my all time favorite and as ashamed as I should be, it's the song that introduced me to Nina Simone by the way of Billy's Hollywood Screenkiss. Hope you enjoy!



Love Me Or Leave Me

Say, love me or leave me and let me be lonely
You won't believe me but I love you only
I'd rather be lonely than happy with somebody else

You might find the nighttime the right time for kissing
Night-time is my time for just reminiscing
Regretting instead of forgetting with somebody else

There'll be no one unless that someone is you
I intend to be independently blue

Saaay, I want your love, don't wanna borrow
Have it today to give back tomorrow
Your love is my love
There's no love for nobody else

Say, love me or leave me and let me be lonely
You won't believe me but I love you only
I'd rather be lonely than happy with somebody else

You might find the nighttime the right time for kissing
Night-time is my time for just reminiscing
Regretting instead of forgetting with somebody else

There'll be no one unless that someone is you
I intend to be independently blue

Say I want your love, don't wanna borrow
Have it today to give back tomorrow
Your love is my love
My love is your love
There's no love for nobody else

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Music Invasion: Etta Jones' "Don't Go To Strangers"

>> Wednesday, December 17, 2008

One of the great Jazz album I owned was Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now" but I've lost it during a move, bought it back just to lose it again. In the album there's this song called Don't Go To Strangers that I love. I think music really helps me through emotional times as they just magically appears in my head when I need them. "Play with fire, get your fingers burn..." was the line that keep appearing in my head these two days but it's not until today that I found out one line in the song actually says "I'm an old hand" and not "I'm an old hen", haha. Amy Winehouse had a legendary performance with one Paul Weller here on Jools Holland with the song; legendary because I doubt Amy can ever perform in that level again.

I'm feeling mopey enough to do a double take, but I couldn't find a good version of Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out to Dry. I love how Sarah Vaughan did it, but all they have is Frank Sinatra and I dislike him. Be thankful I didn't go after Donny Osmond's Puppy Love. :)



Don't Go To Strangers

Build your dreams
To the stars above
But when you need
Someone true to love
Don't go to strangers
Darling, come on to me

Play with fire
Till your fingers burn
And when there's no place
For you to turn
Don't go to strangers
Darling, come on to me

For when you hear a call
To follow your heart
You'll follow your heart, I know
I've been through it all
And I'm an old hand
And I'll understand if you go

So make your mark
For your friends to see
But when you need
More than company
Don't go to strangers
Darling, come to me

Don't go to strangers
Darling, come on to me

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The Power Struggle

>> Tuesday, December 16, 2008



It's the same old story, I let myself gone completely infatuated and obsessed over CuteCub again. Sure, he's completely my type, good looking in a cute adorable way. He's got nice facial hair, sparkling eyes and a nice hairy chest, a little shorter than me, but it just accentuate his build, charming, educated and he seems to like me well enough. The guy rates pretty high for me, 80%~90% perfect, the problem is that he already has a boyfriend and have no intentions to have open it into a poly. It's futile, as much as he likes to flirt and enjoys the attention. We have seen each other 3~4 times in the past weeks and chatting online every single day, but it can never be and having a person around who reminds me what I can never have is cruel to say the least.

I'm trying to figure out my problem with guys. Maybe somebody else's boyfriend had a stamp of approval on their forehead and are more attractive for it. Or maybe the ones that I can easily have are not good enough because my self-esteem is that low, but my latest observations in the political world have pointed me to the concept of power.

How does one acquire power? I'm pretty sure the ones who are always agreeable would be deemed as pushovers. The ones who always disagree are deemed to be unreasonable and hence not worth the effort. As in voting, the ones that can relinquish power are the undecided ones, the ones that goes two steps forward and three steps back - the teasers. Maybe that's why nothing ever gets done.

The ones that have my heart hangs upside down are all unavailable in one way or another, while still retains a friendly facade. With Lucius, he doesn't want to be tied down and he has other issues. Medic Guy is constantly available, although I think he just like me for my looks than me. Even Principe doesn't deny me much but one thing, his ass, but maybe that's for the best. I'm scared to find out that if the perfect guy came along and give me everything I wanted, I might feel bored.

At least I told him how I felt, so there's nothing left for regrets. We are still chatting. The wise would have taken back the power but stepping away. Then we are still young, maybe I'll get a chance 20~30 years down the line, not that I'm wishing them ill, but things happen. Meanwhile, I'll take this as a catalyst for me to better myself. Go to the gym, get a job and all. I must make myself more attractive if I want a chance in love.


Here comes my melodramatic side again, *Snap* out of it!

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The $5 Challenge

>> Monday, December 15, 2008



The Gay Luck Club is having a X'mas party next weekend and we're having a pollyanna. The rules are simple, well, not really. Everyone has to buy a gift for $5 or less and wrap it. During the party, there's some kind of name drawing and gift stealing and some craziness. I can see how it can potentially be fun, but finding that gift prove to be harder than I thought.

It's not that you can't buy anything for $5, but for a gift that somebody would want is a bit hard. Obviously a gift card for $5 is rather impersonal. So the search started at an Architectural bookstore that carries a lot of nick-nacks. There were nothing under $5. One thing that I found interesting and look cheap enough was a keyring with a beetle attach to it. It looks pretty but it cost. $7.99.

I thought about going to the wine store and find something, the tiny bottles of liquor probably cost $5 or less, but who would want them? I couldn't find anything in Macy's that would cost $5 to save my life, or even Old Navy of all places. That's when I stumbled into a store called Five Below. Five Below is a magical place where everything they carry is $5 or under, but then again I couldn't find anything that I might want. A Santa hat with an Eagles logo on it, cheap iPod speakers and things made of styrofoams do not make good gifts. The only thing that I liked was a red shirt with a yellow drawing and text that says "Chopsticks Champion". I would have bought one, but then I don't know the size of the potential gift getter nor that if someone would find the shirt offensive.

Bath and Body Works was selling 4 tiny moisturizers for $10, and I could possibly divide it up, but who would want that? Borders have a a pack of 4 Indian rug looking coasters for $20, but who care to receive only one coaster? I went into West Elm and saw a nice small metal candle holder with their signature design, but it's a few bucks over my limit. I almost gave up and decide to pick something from home or going to get a small bottle of poppers or lube as a gag gift (I wonder how much they cost...) But stumbled into home store with a window display of a list of things that cost less than $10. There's a metal piggie bank that cost $8, an aroma rubber duckie that cost $10. After browsing for a while I saw a pear shaped candle that costs exactly $5. Perfect. It's not extremely fancy but at least it looks adorable.

I never realized how much things cost, you nearly can't buy anything good for $5 anymore. The surprising thing is that gas cost $1.29 in Jersey now. Next time I'll bring a bottle and buy me 4 gallons.

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Shouldn't The Americans Get To Do This First?

>> Sunday, December 14, 2008



It's hard to not get caught, especially when you're the only barefeet guy there. I've to say that Bush has surprisingly good reflex.

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Movie Review: Twilight


Pale Teenagers + Nice Hair Style = Vampire Movie?

Since it was a full moon and it's the brightest that anyone has seen for the past 15 years, I ventured out to see Twilight. I have always liked vampire movies, over the years vampires had been romanticized and they are not awkward Frankensteinian, half-man, half bat creatures like Nosferatu anymore. The power of vampire itself is really sexual, they were said to be able to hypnotize women into giving up their blood willingly even though they might be grinding in bed. Thanks to Anne Rice, the homoeroticism of vampires were brought up front and center in her novels and in the Movie Interview With The Vampire. The new generation of vampires abandoned their tuxedo wearing Eastern European accented ways (Sorry, no more Count Chocula) and go with a lightly pale teenage facade to ensnare the heart of teenagers everywhere if not their blood.

Naturally, I can't help but compare Twilight with the other recent vampire saga of True Blood. It's very much like the lottery, we all wanted to be seen as someone special and somehow the female human characters in these vampire flicks are sought out by vampires as the one, lucky girls. Even more special is that the ones seeking out these girls are always the brooding vampires who are trying to give up feeding on people. Why? a vampire who doesn't feed on people is just a normal guy with extraordinary powers. How convenient?

Bella is a girl whose parents were divorced, since her mother is traveling with her new husband a lot, she decided to move in with his father somewhere in a small town in the state of Washington. Since the weather in Washington is rain more than sunlight, she fit right in with other pale teenagers in her new his school. One of these said pale teenagers is Edward (played by heartthrob Robert Pattison, who's Cedric in Harry Potter). After one freak accident, Bella befriended Edward and discovered that he is quite different from your normal teenager, he's fast, he's strong, he's hot and he's cold - he's a vampire. A fatal crush starts to develop between these two as Bella gets dragged deeper and deeper into the vampire world.

This film is obviously catered for teenage girls but I'm sickened when the myth of the vampires are altered so much for it. Vampires don't sparkle in sunlight! They don't shimmer with diamond skin, that's Emma Frost. There's a scene where they first met and a fan was blowing on Bella and sending her scent over to a disgusted Edward which he later explained that he can't stand her intoxicating smell (Ooh, cheese), it would be a lot more convincing if he said she had garlic breath.

I don't know what I feel about vampires trying to normalize themselves, I object to an ultra-sensitive vampire. It reminded me of the Japanese tend about gays, in fact teenage girl overtly romanticize it into an ultra-feminine point of view that it became something completely unrecognizable afterward. Given the eye candies are plentiful in the film even they might be a tad too young, I wish vampires would still maintain a shade of black and perhaps, red, instead of all pastel.

Nice haircuts by the way. C+

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