Who Is This Craig? And How Many Lists Does He Have?

The anonymity of Craigslist allow it to be a platform where people can say absolutely almost anything. A person with patience to search through the postings could be awarded with hours of amusement. Last year, I found this bit online where a guy breaking up with his boyfriend on Craigslist. Reading Huffington Post, they have found one ad that they claimed to be the most amazing one and 19 craziest ones. They are all very amusing, so I thought I'd share some here.


This is the most amazing ad. Imagine living with this guy, wouldn't you just want to jump out the window and kill yourself after a while?
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Love is blind, deaf and smells like yam.
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"Just tell your kids that happy hamster keep still..." lol! Grandpa didn't die, he's just in his happy place!
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Um... I'm selling my mouse for $50 a pop and they all come with their own glue traps. For $160, you'll get all four of them so they don't have to be separated from each other. You don't want to break up the family now would you?
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I'm sure this is a helpful solution for a lot of folks. There are so many accidents happening around here.
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A dollar? Really? Who's desperate enough to soak in noodles for 5 minutes so you can get $1? I wonder how much money the neighbor with a stopwatch is getting. It must be a bet between neighbors on what ridiculous things you can make people do for $1. Sadly, the neighbor is going to lose.
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You mean to tell me that this lady knows how to use Craigslist but didn't think of putting the words Rusty Trombone on a search engine? She's so getting Dirty Sanchezed for that one.
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If you have time read the entire post, it's ridiculously funny.