Chinese Travel Guide, Part 2

It's not nice to make fun and god knows how much Chinglish I use, but here I am again.

4. Watch where you're going.






(There's zen in this one: Be humble even if you think it's smooth sailing.)

5. Know where you're going.




(For the hard asses)


(You know who you are)


6. Beware of your belongings.


(I actualy thought this was pretty well phrased)


(You are on your own if you're kidnapped...)