Chinese Travel Guide, Part 1

Since the Olympics will be held in China in the coming August, I thought it would be prudent to write out some basic rules for the ones who are in China for the very first time. China is not the easiest country to navigate since most of the population don't speak anything but Chinese.

1. Some Chinese are meant to be read from the right to the left.





2. We have newer technologies.


(I agree, digital cameras are far superior)


(For the true environmentalists)


3. When it comes to eating, what doesn't kill you make you stronger.


(Might as well close your eyes and point)


(Bears - not for the faint of hearts)


(Cannibalism)


(Is that a Lady Day reference? Strange fruit is actually Kiwi)