10. You will be pleased to find that we are quite gay-friendly
11. Whatever you do, don't be a cunt.
(Is it like a pepper spray? I'm more interested in that "shake condom", does that vibrate?)
(They knew the word gynecology, but...)
12. Just have fun!
(Can you hear the Ms. Swan accent?)
Well, I hope this guide was helpful. Enjoy and have a pleasant jounrey!